Anyone have any grenades.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 11/27/2016 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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I want to blow up my car.

I have replaced every seal on the engine and it still leaks oil. I am not a moron I have done all the searching and crap to try to find out where it is leaking and it still leaks oil.

ARGHHH!

whoarder is tellurium > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:02

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If it keeps leaking oil, just stop putting oil in it.

Problem solved.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:03

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Crack in the block or head? Some of the tiny cracks can be very hard to find.

Tristan > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:04

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Do you live in the rust belt? Leaky seals have an advantage in the rust belt. Automatic undercoating dispenser!

Pyrochazm > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:05

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Fill the nearly empty gas tank with ammonium nitrate. Then shoot it with tracers.

S65 > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:06

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what car

whoarder is tellurium > Pyrochazm 11/27/2016 at 22:08

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I like the way you think.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:13

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I could tactically acquire some, but I’m in my two week mark and I don’t wanna cause any trouble ;)

Frank Grimes > S65 11/27/2016 at 22:19

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1996 miata m edition.

Frank Grimes > whoarder is tellurium 11/27/2016 at 22:21

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What could I put instead? Really small ceramic bearings? I am guessing like a quart would do?

whoarder is tellurium > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:23

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Water and sodium silicate.

Worked well in the Cash for Clunkers program.

whoarder is tellurium > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/27/2016 at 22:30

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If you happen to come across some incendiary grenades...

Nick Has an Exocet > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:33

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Can you see where it’s going? I’ve seen some ingenious solutions for triangulating leaks if it ultimately ends up on the driveway. If it’s just blowing out the exhaust or into the coolant, you have other issues.

Eggplant > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:35

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K8 or KL swap?

Frank Grimes > Pyrochazm 11/27/2016 at 22:35

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I think I would like a more slow satisfying death. Like a crate full of frag grenades I could blow it up in stages.

Frank Grimes > Eggplant 11/27/2016 at 22:39

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I would like to do an ecotec swap but alas I haz no of the moniez.

Frank Grimes > Nick Has an Exocet 11/27/2016 at 22:46

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not out exhaust or coolant.

Its not the oil pan seals, CAS o ring, valve cover, front crank seal, rear main seal, cam seals, oil cooler o ring, or oil pan drain plug. I have literally replaced every gasket and seal even the head gasket a year or two ago due to unrelated problems. this motor better last like 100k miles more.

only thing left is the pressure sender. I need to build my altar to the gods of mechanics and pray and sacrifice to them that it’s the oil pressure sender.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > whoarder is tellurium 11/27/2016 at 22:48

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Better yet

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Nick Has an Exocet > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 22:54

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If there is one thing I’ve learned from the Motor Medics (under the hood podcast) and The Automotive Hour podcast, it’s that just because you bought a new part doesn’t mean it works (or that you were sent the correct part).

Frank Grimes > Nick Has an Exocet 11/27/2016 at 23:13

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yeah there is always that but I am really methodical in working and I think I would notice most of the time if something doesn’t fit. But there is always the chance something just doesn’t work if its new. I lose sleep over that kind of crap especially since replacing oil pan seals means pulling the engine and now it’s snowing season.

wiffleballtony > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 23:16

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Explosive devices are class 4, you’re SOL.

Eggplant > Frank Grimes 11/27/2016 at 23:26

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It’ll pay for itself with all the oil you won’t have to refill.

Frank Grimes > Eggplant 11/27/2016 at 23:28

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yes I will type that up and take it to a bank for a loan! also all the extra HP is good for my mental health I wonder if doctors can give prescriptions for HP.

Frank Grimes > wiffleballtony 11/27/2016 at 23:28

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thanks?

Viggen > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/28/2016 at 00:12

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Two weeks to ETS, lucky.

Eggplant > Frank Grimes 11/28/2016 at 00:49

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The perscription thing is a good idea! As a bonus, it’s a one time cost, so your insurance provider will also save money in the long term! Everybody wins!

CaptDale - is secretly British > whoarder is tellurium 11/28/2016 at 18:04

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I have a bottle if you’d like